There are lots of reasons for moving out of your parents’ house as you get older, but this definitely tops the list…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a strange humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.

“What are you doing?!” she exclaimed in a shocked tone.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone!”

Later that week the father was going to the kitchen when he heard a humming sound coming from the his daughter’s bedroom. When he opened the door to investigate, he found his daughter naked in her bed, going to town on the vibrator.

“What are you doing?!” he exclaimed.

The daughter replied, “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone!”

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room. In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him on the couch.

“What are you doing?!” she exclaimed.

He replied, “Oh, just watching the game with my son-in-law.”

Source http://www.thelaughbible.com

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